So spring has totally come to Sacramento and The American River college. The best part about spring is that it is always full of titty sprinkles which my friend Gloria likes as much as me.
So I got to school and noticed that they were havig a blood drive today. I decided that I would donate blood.
So I went and registered with an hour before my next class.
They had three buses to shelter the vampires from the spring sun and they left the victims sitting in the sunlight to wait their turn.
Of course there are a bunch of questions and concerns that mus be met before they will actually take your blood. When asked if I have ever traded money or drugs for sex I asked “Do dinner and a movie count?”
It must not because they took mine and gave me a t-shirt, knockoff Gatorade and some nutter butters. Yeah me. I was 45 minutes late to class because it too that long to get through it.