So I am at the end of week number two and a little closer to acquiring gainful employment. I have also begun walking around the neighborhood and around the community.1
This week saw the rare convergence of three separate moves of the lunar dance the moon takes around the earth every twenty-eight days. The bluemoon which is when there are two full moons in one month, the afternoon when the full moon occurs at the perihelon, or it’s closest point to the earth. Finally this is all happening at the same time that the earth is acting like that fat lady with big hair and 8 dirty, viral incubators often referred to as kids. Yes, I have my own offspring germ factories and I don’t deny them. This woman keeps getting up and down at the best parts of the Last Jedi and you just wish for a brief moment that you could have command over the power of the force so you could give her granny panties full briefs a yank returning you to middle school laughter over the atomic wedgie. Seriously though the earth is acting like those granny panties and hiding the glorious nature of her gluteous maximus and the human ability at sustained upright, bipedal locomotion. As a result it will be big and a sickly, Donald Trump orange color. Man, this is some good shit, Maynard.
This is why I love this community, the #NorCal #Sacramento #prop215 medical #marijuana family because they put their actions or there. I needed medicine. I went to#orbit but missed my buddy @weedallstarllc who is a funky little 👽 wearing a human meat suit. Like Edgar in Men in Black except he is more like the pug than that alien in Edgar. That dude didn't have friends in high places and therefore his dankruptcy was full of over priced mids. But this local pirate rowed in to the core and delivered an early birthday present. My roommate got concerned because he said I reeked of #weed and I was like "oh, what's that smell like?" and grinned. He wasn't happy, but he understands that it is the only thing that truly relaxed my mind and body enough to work to reduce the pain. Like it or not, I have been smoking and on the internet since my junior year in High School when a co-worker ordered me to take bong rips. I inhaled like a smoker who had been jonesing behind a desk for 5 hours and just got to solace where they could spark up. I then hocked up an alien symbiotic life form or the biggest lung booger you have ever seen. Then I forgot time for a decade. #staylifted peeps and #weshouldsmoke because #wedontsmokethesame #420 #710 #cityoftrees #mmjpatient #916 #nerd #nerdstoner #stonernerd
This is a homeless birthday present stolen by a pirate and traded for a favor and fame by same as a belated Christmas present because everyone knows Santa didn’t leave anything, he was jacking houses and got caught but that’s a different blog.
So, one of the habits that I had developed when I began back to school in 2013 was to just walk for the sake of walking, listening to music and exercise. As life changes and health issues have plagued me, I stopped doing that and allowed the pain to dictate when, where, how and what I do. Tonight, I just decided to walk around the neighborhood and that spread to walking the intersection by the street that my complex is on and the next intersection. On the seemingly random and meandering route, the across and sound parking lots in being off strip shopping centers. Here's some random snapshots I took while walking. Look at the time spent moving and I didn't plan that, much like the walk was an attempt to find someone to share this bowl of amazing #marijuana I got from a pirate who's only command was to make sure shared it. I didn't tonight, but I certainly tried. #prop215 #mmjpatient #reefer #420 #710 #weshouldsmoke because #wedontsmokethesame #staylifted #nerdstoner #stonernerd #sactown #916 #cityoftrees #sacramento
This is a Google Tracks of my walk last night. It’s S product I used a lot then Google took it out back and shot it in the head. It’s dead Jim. I know it’s illogical, Spock. I haven’t found a decent replacement. Any suggestions and hit me up.
Thanks to an Angel 👼 on the other coast, I had enough cash to get a pick of tobacco and an extra package of rolling papers. These a aren't things you can afford just anywhere, while most convenience stores attached to gasoline refueling stations have cigarettes, cigarillos, blunt wraps and an overpriced selection of rolling papers, they said never have loose tobacco for roll your own cigarettes. For this to have to go to a bodega or a liquor store. I went to Sam's this morning and as I entered, I noticed the counter was empty. I was looking for an energy drink and heard a voice all of they could help me and I explained what I wanted and the nice guy directed me to refrigerator number 8. Awesome. I read looking at a Bic lighter but individually they are too expensive when you can get them for less than a dollar at Wal-Mart. I try not to do cheap lighters as I have had them leak in my hand. Plus Richard Pryor. Just saying. The dude gave me a poorly manufactured, knock off of a Zippo lighter explaining I had to fill it. I happened to have some in my glove compartment. This was a truly awesome morning and made my #wakeandbake on gifted #marijuana at #710 and again this afternoon at #420. Thanks Mr. Bodega owner for making this #prop215 #mmjpatient and helping me find what will eventually replace #weed on the scheduled substances list. #staylifted #reefers and #weshouldsmoke since #wedontsmokethesame #cityoftrees #sacramento #sactown #916 #california #nerdstoner #stonernerd #weedstagram This is the last post I will make using the #motoroladroidzforce before sending it off to #motorola for a #warranty repair that was a nightmare to get the #rma processed properly. So we will see how the repair effects my posting veracity.
For some reason, people outside of the bay area and east coast don’t know the term bodega. This is not a bodega than a true blue liquor store.
Do you even realize the level of stupid that exits between your lips carrying the oscillated sound of your vocal chords when you respond that you didn't call someone who simply hit redial in your phone? Are you that technologically inept and unworldly that you don't understand Caller ID? It's been around for more than thirty years. Cell phones have taken it to knew levels. The phone was out of reach, I had to locate it and then it stopped ringing. I hit redial. Technology doesn't make those kinds of mistakes and because we are separated like Kevin Bacon and his acting career which means by now than six degrees. Therefore it is highly unlikely almost too the point of being impossible for to someone who dislikes both of us, to spoofing their caller ID to implicate you. Therefore it means that maybe you let someone use your phone and they did it without your knowledge or you are just a stupid, pathological lying human who doesn't realize how easily people see through your inane bullshit. Stuart Smalley prevails baby. You are smart enough. You are good enough and gosh darn it, people, like you! See, it doesn't bother me, I'm not upset, I am laughing because that level of lying to oneself makes the above your mantra. And to put the words in the mouth of a former president, as Sting once quoted in the song Russians, it's the lie we don't believe anymore. It's up there with the three most common lies: the check is in the mail, I won't cum in your mouth and your ass isn't fat. This is brought to you by my roommates wireless. With the assistance of pirated #weed because I am a #mmjpatient and I rely on medicinal #marijuana to cure the chronic pain that I have due to nerve damage and circulation issues job my lower legs. I am a #nerdstoner who takes pictures of things and makes random off color jokes about the glaring realities of life. The #stonernerd in me has lots of friends in high places in the #norcal #sactown #cityoftrees #sacramento #916 #prop215 community who bless me and gift me with amazing medicine. This is my way if posting them back. If you ever see those hillbilly, @gunnysacfarms guys, but their flowers!
Why do people feel for the need to lie and say they didn’t mar a call when they did? So here’sa random snapshot of my crazy week. Tomorrow is the Orbit show and I am wondering if I can figure out how to get there and back without my own conveyance with which to make the adventure.